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	<description>The many offensive opinions of an agnostic American teenager who hates ignorance and stupidity.</description>
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	<title>Mindfucks and Assholery - Episode 3</title>
	<link>http://www.kobrascorner.com/assholery/comic-03.php</link>
	<description>The long-awaited Episode 3 to Mindfucks and Assholery.</description>
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	<title>The Consequences of a Shitty Economy</title>
	<link>http://www.kobrascorner.com/fury/economic-bullshit.php</link>
	<description>Here's something you probably haven't seen in a long time: I'm going to mention the economy without arrogantly claiming that my ideas on fiscal policy are superior to the ideas of degree-carrying economists.</description>
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	<title>More Cultural Crimes Against Humanity </title>
	<link>http://www.kobrascorner.com/fury/cultural-crimes.php</link>
	<description>A rant about various cultural artifacts that ought to be annihilated.</description>
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	<title>The Stupid Shit People Say (Part I)</title>
	<link>http://www.kobrascorner.com/fury/stupid-shit.php</link>
	<description>The first part of what should become a regular installment of Kobra's Corner.</description>
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	<title>Florida Vanity License Plates Lack Diversity </title>
	<link>http://www.kobrascorner.com/fury/license-plates.php</link>
	<description>If you ever have the misfortune of driving through Florida for any reason, you will undoubtedly encounter this jewel of arrogance, piety, and stupidity: </description>
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	<title>Americans: Quit Embracing a Culture of Cowardice! </title>
	<link>http://www.kobrascorner.com/opine/culture-of-cowardice.php</link>
	<description>I've had it up to here with dishonest, weak, irresponsible, worthless cowards who give real Americans a bad name.</description>
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	<title>Answers to Common Ethical Dilemmas</title>
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	<description>Since I have to eventually take a class in Ethics in order to transfer to the university of my choice, I decided to look up some ethical dilemmas to see how hard they would be to answer with no formal knowledge of the subject. Not only are the answers to these situations painfully obvious, but the solutions to these dilemmas offered by philosophers are dreadfully boring. Without further ado, here are my answers to common ethical dilemmas. </description>
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	<title>Turn Out the Lights, the Party's Over!</title>
	<link>http://www.kobrascorner.com/opine/republican-party.php</link>
	<description>The Republican Party is unveiling a new and inane strategy.</description>
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	<title>Valentine's Day: Only Good For a Massacre</title>
	<link>http://www.kobrascorner.com/opine/valentines09.php</link>
	<description>Valentine's Day is a vaporous heap of horse shit.</description>
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	<title>An Abridged List of Words and Phrases I've Coined </title>
	<link>http://www.kobrascorner.com/opine/coined.php</link>
	<description>A list of words and phrases I've coined or defined.</description>
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	<title>A Few Random Observations and Grievances</title>
	<link>http://www.kobrascorner.com/opine/observations.php</link>
	<description>A list of things that I've noticed or that pissed me off.</description>
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	<title>Prerequisite Classes: A Waste of Time, Money, and Sanity</title>
	<link>http://www.kobrascorner.com/opine/prereq-courses.php</link>
	<description>Prerequisite courses are a waste of time, money, and sanity.</description>
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	<title>Comedies Don't Have to be Romantic, Assholes!</title>
	<link>http://www.kobrascorner.com/opine/romantic-comedies.php</link>
	<description>Comedy died with George Carlin.</description>
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	<title>Of Traditions, Marriage, and Religion</title>
	<link>http://www.kobrascorner.com/opine/prop-8.php</link>
	<description>Wherein Kobra demonstrates his genius by demolishing the Proposition 8 supporters and exposing their hypocrisy.</description>
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	<title>Nuke These Morons Off the Face of the Earth!</title>
	<link>http://www.kobrascorner.com/opine/nuke-morons.php</link>
	<description>A list of people and organizations we should herd onto a remote island and nuke the hell out of.  </description>
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	<title>The UN is pissing me off.</title>
	<link>http://www.kobrascorner.com/index.php?403</link>
	<description>The United Nations likes to be inane.</description>
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