http://backend.userland.com/rss092 Kobra's Corner http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/ The many offensive opinions of an agnostic American teenager who hates ignorance and stupidity. kobrasrealm@gmail.com kobrasrealm@gmail.com Tue, 30 Sep 2008 23:34:50 GMT People Who Demand Respect Deserve None http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/opine/respect-this.php Every sentence that begins with "You should respect..." should be struck from usage. Tech: Weighted Bayesian Rating System http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/tech/weighted-bayesian.php A paper detailing an improved version of the Bayesian system. People Who are Holding Back the Evolution of our Species http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/opine/stupid-people.php A list of people who are holding back the evolution of our species. Suggestions for Changing America http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/opine/change.php A list of changes Kobra would like to see from the next President of the United States. More Vapid and Meaningless Phrases http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/opine/vapid-bullshit.php Completely unfunny. Fed Up, Tired, and Pissed Off http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/opine/pissed-off.php A lot of aspects of society-- and especially American culture-- have me fed up, tired, and pissed off. Fuck the Olympics! http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/opine/fuck-the-olympics.php The Olympic Games are a bunch of trivial activities in which nationalist bastards from every country on the globe tries to demonstrate that their country has a larger penis than the other countries. Yawn. People the World Could Do Without http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/opine/annoying-bastards.php Stupid people: Who would miss 'em? (Anyone who says, "Your mom," is getting hit.) Special Treatment Undermines Equality http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/opine/equality.php There is no place for special treatment in a truly equal society. Mindfucks and Assholery - Episode 2 http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/assholery/comic-02.php Episode 2 of my latest project: Mindfucks and Assholery Mindfucks and Assholery - Episode 1 http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/assholery/comic-01.php I should never marry a Christian, because I would be too tempted to do stuff like this. Inconsistency: The Father of Bullshit http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/opine/inconsistency.php If you're as sick of the bullshit as I am, be honest with yourselves and consistent with your arguments. That means no white-lying to make a person feel better. Honesty or bust! Words, Phrases, and Fallacies that Give Me Ulcers http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/opine/words-phrases-fallacies.php An incomplete list of words, phrases, and logical errors that people spout left and right that piss me off. Pastafarianism Blows! http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/opine/no-spaghedeity.php I spend a lot of time writing about the mountain of bullshit that is Christianity. I think it's time I attacked a religion that is not only more inane than Christianity, but less fallacious: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Critical Exemption is Bullshit http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/opine/nothing-is-sacred.php Nothing indicates the eventual downfall of our species stronger than the, "You can't make fun of that!" sentiment. What kind of bullshit is that? As if there's a law somewhere that says you can't joke about death, rape, murder, kidnapping, natural disasters, or necrophilia. What happened to free speech? And the biggest censorship of them all is religion. A Guide to Pattern Recognition for Politicians http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/opine/pattern-recognition.php Everyone who has ever watched the news has heard this story before: Some anti-gay Conservative politician was caught having sex with another man. He passionately denies these "allegations," claims that he is not gay, and ends his political career. Larry Craig, Mark Foley, and so on.